Twitter

Twitter, also commonly known as the Soviet Union, Khmer Cambodia, Nazi Germany, the DPRK, Islamic Republic of Iran, Fascist Italy, Maoist China, Imperial Japan, Castroian Cuba, Saudi Arabia, Lukashenko's Belarus, Cringeland and/or useless piece of shit website, is a useless piece of shit website unfortunately birthed into this world on March 21 2006.

Creation
A supposed human named Jack Dorsey, also known as Osama Bin Laden, after 12 long hours of smoking crack laced with crushed up funyun dust decided one day "hey maybe I should make this dumb fucking website where people with delusional worldviews and political ideals can spout poop out their butts or something IDK."And so this stupid fucking bird website was made and it sucked butthole.

Orange Man Era
After Cheeto Hitler Drumpf did an anal Coup D'Eat against the US Government, this piece of shit website got even worse than it was before and people got more stupid and shit, and so ISIS was fomed. Some notable heroic works these great people did since Roland Troomf got elected was bully a teenager for smiling, censoring important information that matters, supporting pedophiles and pooping on my front lawn, putting sprinkles on it and a birthday candle.

Post-Dolphin Hitter Era
Since some dumb idiots decided to kill everyone in Congress on January 6 2021 and take a fat Cleveland steamer all over the liberty of Americans in the process, Twitter got worse and shit. I hate this dumb fucking website I think you get the point

Stupid Political people
People who think Communism will work, wether governed by an authoritarian dictator or a mob of people throw their poop onto their keyboards and type their thoughts.

Cancel Culture Red Guards
[Removed for Bigtory in the form of humor that was acceptable from the timespan of 2006-2019, Bigot!]

Stans
Also known as personality cult followers, these people will worship a celebrity or popular figure of some point to the point it is equivalent to the Personality cults of Stalin, Mao and Hitler. The worst of these are Dream stans, any time that fucking guy does any action, even if he's breathing, will SPAM the fucking trending with Dream doing some dumb fucking shit. New major breakthrough in physics? HERES DREAM TAKING A FUCKING SHIT!!!! Nuclear warfare has broken out between the United States and China? HERES DREAM DRINKING SODA!!!!!! Jesus Christ himself coming back to the planet? HERES DREAM SLEEPING!!!!! SHUT UP